Seriously, what kind of person wants to spend their life poking around other people's mouths? Evil ones, I'm telling you. They might smile, be genial and joke around but behind their blue scrubs and facemasks lurks pure evil. They tell you they'll give you a shot and you won't feel a thing...it's all a lie. What they actually do is numb everything else, inflate your tongue to twice it sice and then they poke around with their sharp tools right at the only place that isn't numb.
Just look at the whole setup they have. They place you in an ominous looking chair, then place a tray with their sharp and sinister tools right next to you, a classic move from medieval torture chambers, and then they lower the chair so that you cannot flee before moving over you with a gleeful "this won't hurt....much". All the while sporting this diabolical Jack Nicholsonesque smile. And what's with that interrogation room lamp?!
And you know what's the worst? It always hurts worse after they're done...
I'm telling you they might look like Fozzie Bear but they are all Steve Martin in "My little shop of horrors" deep down inside.
heh heh--I used to have a dentist who always gave you laughing gas and then, you didn't give a damn!!
ReplyDeleteI wish they had that kind of stuff over here. but I think German dentists are more sadistic than others...
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